snckpck:

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

braxndnew:

NO

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oklou:

this is still the best joke niall has ever told

image

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menthuthuyoupi:

Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

"….. you been skippin’ my songs?"

(Source: master-of-o)

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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

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